Hate your country? Wish you could just climb on board a plane and disappear forever? Well guess what? You can!!! That’s right, you don’t have to remain here in the United States any longer or live in a place you hate. Americans are free to choose their destiny. You will also find that many Americans will even gladly assist you with your exiting America on a one way ticket if you promise to never come back. Yea, really…. So let’s see what you need to do to start preparing for your departure.
Of course you do know, all U.S. citizens planning on leaving the U.S. must possess a valid passport. I know, shocker right? You will also be required to secure a visa for your destination country, booking your ticket under the exact name that is on your passport, and ensuring all your travel documents are being carried, not packed. So step one would be to get your American passport in order along with your visa from your destination country that you have chosen to live in. Yea baby, consider your anti-American ass almost gone!
Hey…. Did you also know you can even apply for citizenship to become a Somalian? Hell yes! Americans can apply for Somali citizenship, primarily done through naturalization or by proving you are born from a Somali father. While possible, the process is generally limited, requires a significant period of lawful residency, often seven years. Applicants may also need to demonstrate good moral character and residency. You’ll even get to trash America one last time by having to renounce your foreign US citizenship. I’m sure the Somalian people will welcome you with open arms.
A little bonus chip for all you American hating ladies, a non-Somali woman marrying a Somali man might just be able to obtain citizenship also, while men married to a Somali citizen can apply after a specific period. It has also been reported that obtaining a Somali passport is possible with appropriate fees. $ Cha-Ching$….The entry requirement into Somalia also states you must have a valid passport for at least six months. Sounds like you may even have to have an I.D. in Somalia too…. Who would have thunk such a thing? But hey, just think how much you can improve Somalia with all your democratic ideas and knoledge, right? Yes, Somalia just may be the perfect place to live for all you anti-Americans.